Thanks Congress Pork by the Barrel!
Or
How the morons you elect spend your income
by A.H. Krieg

Every single cent listed below was voted on by congress. The morons you elected chose to spend these funds for the purposes listed. If you are outraged by this stupidity call your congressman and tell him what a monumental moron he is!

Small stuff!

  • Pines of Peace Inc. in Ontario NY. Ontario is in up-state NY that is 80% forest. $15,000.00
  • Running hall of fame Utica NY. Something we desperately need, seems up-state NY has a congressman who can deliver bacon! $ 16,000.00
  • Canal Museum Easton PA. This is in the Allentown eastern region of PA since the steel mils closed no one goes there. $50,000.00
  • Sistas & Bothas N. Bronx NY. These morons can't even spell $ 50,000.00
  • Thelonious Monk Institute of Jazz Wash. DC. Why federal tax dollars? $ 75,000.00
  • Hot Springs Ark. Bike trail $ 80.000.00 Hot Springs do not have $10,000 of bikes in the entire town!

Bigger Stuff!

  • Kids Rock Free Corona CA. well how about their parents pay for them to rock after all they are not my kids. $ 100,000.00
  • Renovating the Coca Cola Building Macon GA. What Coca Cola could not afford this? $ 100,000.00
  • Dental Clinic Bassfield MS. I don't get dental on my Medicare! $ 110,000.00
  • Rock School Phila. PA. Is that as stone rock or music rock? $150,000.00
  • Traffic light Briar Cliff Manor NY. This is one of the most affluent communities in the world. What the hell is this traffic light made of? Platinum? $ 150.000.00
  • Wall mural Girardeau MO. Very nice but of no benefit for us we don't even know where this place is! $ 175,000.00 (must be big!)

In the money now!

  • Rock & Roll Hall of fame Cleveland OH. OK we understand Cleveland has nothing to offer so they are building another temple to American pop culture. $ 200.000.00
  • First National Bank Renovation Greenfield MA. This town in located in western Mass. How the bank got us to pay for renovating their building escapes me. $ 200,000.00
  • Side Walk Thomaston ME. You could damn near pave the entire town for this amount of money. $ 210,000.00
  • Clemson University Call me mister program. OK why does it cost money to have someone call you mister? Does Clemson have a gender confusion problem? $ 250,000.00
  • Preventing youth smoking program Alaska. What there going to give every kid in Alaska $ 5.00 not to smoke $ 250,000.00
  • Potato Storage Madison Wisconsin. Come come now we all know how to store potatoes or are the people in WI particularly stupid? $ 270,000.00
  • Swimming pool Salinas CA. How about one for my town? $ 325,000.00
  • Johnny Appleseed Heritage Ctr. Ashland OH. Give us a break will ya! $450,000.00

Heavy Duty!

  • Obesity prevention Alaska. Put everyone in Alaska on a diet! $ 500,000.00
  • Traffic signal New Rochelle NY. This is a good-sized city in the wealthiest county in NY state let them buy their own lights they already have over 100 $500,000.00 (Wow that's some traffic light!)
  • Bike path St Petersburg FL, Nice! Only $ 500,000,00 (Silver plated?)
  • Beach Trolley W. Palm Beach FL. One of the richest communities in America. If these millionaire jerks want a trolley let them pay for it! $800,000.00
  • Burpee Museum Rockford IL. OK what's a Burpee? 900,000.00
  • Rep Hal Rodgers Parkway KY. Well if it's named after a congressman it must be necessary. Cheap at one million.
  • Please touch museum Phila. PA. Better not touch any of the people or you'll be in bad trouble! $ 725,000.00

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